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Please, excuse the LOLlanguage used in the parentheses.

In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?


You're such a wuss.
-Okay. Anything else?

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
-Sure you are, kid.

Your crush has a crush on me
-And who might that be? (just to prevent confusion in the later part, i'm not saying i don't have a crush, just that it's unlikely they know who it is, kay)

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
-I didn't know you that you clearly never once looked at my math grades.

Hurry up would you?
-I'm done already, you're the one who's taking so long!

You're so snobbish
-Yes, yes I am. Anything else?

Wanna settle this outside?
-Nah, it's hot, don't wanna get all sweaty.

You afraid of me?
-Not really, no.

He/she loves me more!
-Good for you. Anything else?

You have bad grades
-You are clearly illiterate.

What if your crush told you... 

I have a crush on you
-I'm glad you just said that...

I don't love you.
-Er, okay...? (she prolly doesn't know, LOL, so this'd be weird) (also, this is great acting, no way of knowing I'd be dead inside)

I think I love you already
-I'm VERY glad you just said that...

Can I copy your answers?
-Sure thing! Anything else I can help you with?

I think I have a crush on your friend
-Well, he's taken /OR/ Wait, what? Well, good luck! (two of my best friends are spoken for, my other one is... prolly hard to like)

Can I sit next to you?
-Um, sure? You don't really need to ask.

Would you like to dance with me?
-Uh... sure!...? (THIS ENDS BADLY)

I think you have a crush on me
-Okay. I think we should domesticate bears. Any other thoughts?

you have a cute smile
-HAHAHAHAHA LIES!

Why are you so nice to me?
-Because you deserve it!

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
-What... I am home!

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
-Yes. So am I. Problem?

Go to bed early
-UGGHHHH

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
-HAHAHAHA good one!

Study hard ok?
-HAHAHAHA you're on fire today!

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
-I had no idea either of you lived in Mexico at my age.

Why can't you be more like him
-Wha... who's he?

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
-Oh, well that explains everything! Sorry about the misunderstanding, I just wasn't clear on what you meant by the word "no!" I thought you meant, like, the Spanish meaning, or something! (if you cannot detect the dripping sarcasm, gtfo)
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